Anonymous said: besides your physical attraction to zayn, tell us what you like about him! i hardly ever hear you talk about his cute moments the way you do with harry~ zayn's a dummy too u_u
looking at zayn scrambles my brain into pure ‘fuck this ass’ mode so i understand but pls i love zayn for more than his perfectly crafted face. i love how he’s so soft-spoken but he’s got that rough accent, it’s such a lovely combination i love his speaking voice, i cd listen to him mumble forever with his geeky lil laugh. i also think his sense of humour is underappreciated as fuck, he cracks me up—the faces he makes are beautiful. and let’s not forget his twitter, that walmart tweet still fucks me the fuck up, and his hey mama! fiasco of a joke. he’s so sarcastic too but he still manages to give gross heart eyes to his boyz whenever he calls them out for saying stupid shit or having subpar vocabularies
and of course he’s a total nerdass bitch like the way he runs is so tragic, and he loves comic books enough to get onomatopoeia in speech bubbles tattooed, always wants to talk about the power rangers like who is this guy— remember that pic of everoyne being normal and then there’s him in the power rangers helmet and light saber lmao
like he’s so quietly fucking weird? the things he chooses to tweet??? how he had that secret instagram forever and it’s just selfies??? like he’s hot as hell and dresses all cool but then ????? omg remember him and liam wearing those power rangers outfits fans brought them that is who we’re dealing with zayn would prolly cosplay lbr. also his love of gangster films esp british ones, how he seems to have eclectic tastes like HE DRESSED AS BROSON IN THAT SCENE IN JAPAN WTF i just wanna talk to himmmm also he loves animals and lowkey does charity shit and he can just be so quiet and i hate it cos where are you and love it at the same time cos yas my introverted boo do you but also its cute that he’s such a homebody and has sO MANY PETS he named his lizard arnie what the fck
and he’s so sensitive too, he got offended on niall’s behalf when liam described him inaccurately in that interview, he huffs when he doesn’t get chosen for shit, HE GETS SO HEART EYES and soft when that interviewer asked harry what he loves about zayn and then hugs him after and omg in the most recent interviews with zarriall he’s just so soft spoken and trying to be polite he’s like a lil kid hands in lap, smiling, being as gentle as he can and trying to answer her questions even tho niall and harry are being sarcastic lil fucks but he also looks back and forth between them all in love the fuck why is he so—
and i love that he’s a stoner fuck. i just love it i dont care i wanna roll up w him and listen to j cole then order kfc ~_~. i also love that he dont give a fuck anymore he just does what he wants to do cos haters gonna hate hate hate hate look i love him he captioned a fishing picture ‘poppin caps in the water hood ! ;)’ this is the kind of loser we are dealing with he;s just lucky he fine as hell too what a dork ZAYN
IM SORRY IM SO SORRY BUT I HAVE HAD THIS OPEN IN A TAB ALL DAY AND I JUST WILL NEVER EVER GET OVER THIS SMILE. IT’S SO MUCH its not his EYES DISAPPEARING AND CHEEKS PUSHING UP AND NOSE CRINKLING YOU KNOW THE ONE but its like softer and sweeter and quieter like he’s saved this smile for the most important moments and it’s so so so overwhelmed his lips pulled tight like if he lets himself relax he’ll FALL APART WITH PURE GLEE AND HIS EYES ARE GLISTENING AND. JUST.
LIAM IS A BALL OF SUNSHINE. HE IS THE FIRST HOT SUMMERS DAY AFTER A CHILLY SPRING AND HE IS OVERCAST AFTERNOONS WHEN LIGHT FINALLY POKES THROUGH THE CLOUDS AND SEEING A RAINBOW WHEN UR DRIVING HOME AND THE EDGES OF YOUR CURTAINS GLOWING AMBER TO HELP U START THE MORNING AND HE IS THE SUNSET WHEN YOU’VE HAD A LONG DAY AND UR SO EXCITED TO GO TO SLEEP AND THE SUNRISE WHEN YOU’VE STAYED UP ALL NIGHT TO WATCH IT. THE MOON REVOLVES AROUND THE EARTH, THE EARTH REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN AND I AM THE SADDEST PERSON IN THIS ORBIT.
Billy Dec: Band One Direction at Underground (the ones over 21) last couple nights were actually really nice dudes.. Don’t know their music— Fan?
Anonymous said: Hi there. I was looking through your tags and saw one about the Matt Saracen arc or something. I googled it and found out he's a character in Friday Night Lights. I never did watch that show, so I was wondering, what exactly is the Matt Saracen arc and how does it apply to Liam?
UHHHHHH COLDBAM IS GONNA CALL ME OUT REALLY DRAMATICALLY IF I DON’T ADMIT THIS UP FRONT, but I never actually watched the last few seasons of FNL so that tag’s actually some POSER BULLSHIT and I can’t speak about Matt’s full arc with anything resembling authority. BUT Matt Saracen is a great kid with the weight of the world on his shoulders who’s a little dumb but SO WELL-MEANING AND HARDWORKING AND SWEET and it’s both EXQUISITELY PAINFUL and EXQUISITELY WONDERFUL to watch him grow up and see him figure out what kind of man he wants to be. I made this comment once while explaining Liam to someone wayyyyy back before I even knew all that much about Liam, and then the deeper I got, the more I realized that Liam’s ACTUAL LIFE is a more emotional story about growing up and finding your place in the world than anything ANYONE ever could have scripted, aaaaand #the matt saracen arc just sort of stuck with me as the most fitting tag to put on anything that makes me want to weep about how far he’s come or where he’s heading or how hard he works or how happy he is. IT’S ONE OF THOSE “I KNOW IT WHEN I SEE IT” KIND OF SELECTIVE USE TAGS.
[ETA: Actually as needed I’ve applied it to all five of them because it’s the closest fit, but my tags are EVER EVOLVING and EVER CONFUSING so now Louis has his own (#boyhood dream) and presumably the others will follow as needed.]